Funny Dialogues

[مايا الأمورة]

Parent: I'd like a day without punishing you
Little Mishief: You have my full permission



Student: Could I get in trouble if I didn't do something
Teacher: Well, I don't suppose so
Student: In that case, I didn't do my homework



Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything
Doctor: How long have you had this problem
Patient: What problem




Lenny: May I hold your hand
Jenny: No, it is not that heavy



Brent: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity
Trent: How tall are you



Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand
Joel: My left hand
Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil



Mary: Did you know they're not making pencils any longer
Sue: Wow! Why not
Mary: They're already long enough



Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class
Student: I could if you didn't talk so loud.

[مهرة بلا فارس]

kkkkkkkk
nice sister
really funny
i liked all
thank u sister

[مايا الأمورة]

Thanks for your nice view

You are a nice person

[»ǾùTlâw«]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


thank

[مايا الأمورة]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcom

[الكمزاري]

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything
Doctor: How long have you had this problem
Patient: What problem




هههههههههههه

[شموخ شحوح]

wow! interesting dear.
you are always a star...

[الشحـ خالد ـي]

Thanks very much Maya
This is a very nice funny .
good bye my sister

[عيوز مشتطه]

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything
Doctor: How long have you had this problem
Patient: What problem

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ha ha ha >>> stupid patient

LooooooooooooooL

Thanxxxxx MaYa

^_^

[Speed.Man]

Hey ,,,,Thanks so much 4 ur nice and funny dialogues....They r really woooooooooof especially the 1st,4th and the 6th ones.....I really laughed from inside my heart .....Thanks again 4 making us happy :)

Take care and have a nice time.....And keep the good work :)
Speed.Man
Cheers :ok:

[مايا الأمورة]

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything
Doctor: How long have you had this problem
Patient: What problem




هههههههههههه


Nice choice brother. See you

[مايا الأمورة]

wow! interesting dear.
you are always a star...

Take this: B.Ed girls are good as gold

Thank dear for your nice view. See you

[مايا الأمورة]

Thanks very much Maya
This is a very nice funny .
good bye my sister



Welcome brother

May I ask you something? Please do not say (bye) again because it is too too too dangerous word. Be carefull. See you

[مايا الأمورة]

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything
Doctor: How long have you had this problem
Patient: What problem

=============


ha ha ha >>> stupid patient

LooooooooooooooL

Thanxxxxx MaYa

^_^



hahahaha. Immediately you said stupid patient.
يمكن فيوزاته ضاربة.

[مايا الأمورة]

Hey ,,,,Thanks so much 4 ur nice and funny dialogues....They r really woooooooooof especially the 1st,4th and the 6th ones.....I really laughed from inside my heart .....Thanks again 4 making us happy :)

Take care and have a nice time.....And keep the good work :)
Speed.Man
Cheers :ok:

You welcome brother.
I will takecare of my self. Also you take care of yourself. See you.

[Mr_Bean]

يسلموو الغاليه







بنو

[مايا الأمورة]

الله يسلمك أخوي

[مزيونة دبـي]

Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class
Student: I could if you didn't talk so loud

that's right haahahh

thanxx sis
you have changed my mood :)

[مايا الأمورة]

OOOOOOOOOh. Do I change your mood? This my pleasure