غزالة الجبال
๑ . . إدارية. . ๑
- التسجيل
- 15 يوليو 2004
- رقم العضوية
- 2007
- المشاركات
- 56,666
- مستوى التفاعل
- 1,834
- الجنس
- الإقامة
- RAK
INTERNET man: Man of difficult access
SERVER man : Always busy when you need him
WINDOWS man: Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him
EXCEL man :They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to achieve your basic requirements
D.O.S. man: Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more
VIRUS man: Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything
SCREENSAVER man: he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun
RAM man: he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him
HARD DISK man: he remembers everything forever
MULTIMEDIA man: he makes horrible things look beautiful
USER man: he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs
CD-ROM man: he is always faster and faster
it's funny ... take it easy now
SERVER man : Always busy when you need him
WINDOWS man: Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him
EXCEL man :They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to achieve your basic requirements
D.O.S. man: Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more
VIRUS man: Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything
SCREENSAVER man: he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun
RAM man: he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him
HARD DISK man: he remembers everything forever
MULTIMEDIA man: he makes horrible things look beautiful
USER man: he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs
CD-ROM man: he is always faster and faster
it's funny ... take it easy now