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Funny English SMS

ŦĦẽ ŠŢoяm

๑ . . شخصية هامه . . ๑
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14 يوليو 2003
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In my own world~
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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter because
...I Miss You Always
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?What L O V E stands for
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life

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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
!!!a crack is always there
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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my Window & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here

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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
...that everyone should have a friend like yo
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts

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,Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart

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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find
,harder to leave
and impossible to forget
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.Don't frown
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

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,When it hurts to look back
,and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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...When u feel sad
,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
!!Coz liars go to hell
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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

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,If you love someone, put their name in a circle
,instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever

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,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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;To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart
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,Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
,and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart
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...A friend is sweet when it is new
...it is sweeter when it is true
...but you know that
...it is the sweetest when it is u
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Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I
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Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
...who gets to stay in your life
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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks

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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die
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-:Meaning of Friendship

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
!!and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST

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Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find

;The quickest way to receive love is to give
;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings

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:Love is sweet poison
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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What is wrong with your cellevery time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

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Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
coz u cant lose wot u don't have
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...You look so fine! I want to
break your heart and give you mine
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,You are like the sunshine so warm
...you are like sugar, so sweet
...you are like you
and that's the reason why I love you!

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...Love is like war
...Easy to start
...Difficult to end
Impossible to forget
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Do you believe in love at first sight
?or do I have to walk by again
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,I've seen angels in the sky
,I've seen snow fall in July
,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do
!But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you

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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat
cat, 20seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too
?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

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Our friendship means a lot to me
U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf
U jump out of the window
I look down & then... i lauf again
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,A triangle has 4 end
,square has 3 end
,segment has 2 end
.but our friendship has no end
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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure
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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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,Friendship is a priceless gift
.That cannot be bought or sold
,But it's value is far greater
.Than a mountain of gold

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O&;°‘¨ (Sho3lat Amal) ¨‘°&;O


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التعديل الأخير:

سفاح البرزة

๑ . . عضو ماسي . . ๑
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قــــــدا(( الحرات ))
مشاركة: Funny English SMS

والله كوووبي بيست


خخخخخخخخخ




I zan't believe you kakakakak





beacause i study in university one year and i used dictionary........ mmmmm



بالبرجة خخخخخ
 

ŦĦẽ ŠŢoяm

๑ . . شخصية هامه . . ๑
التسجيل
14 يوليو 2003
رقم العضوية
465
المشاركات
3,298
مستوى التفاعل
362
الجنس
الإقامة
In my own world~
مشاركة: Funny English SMS

يعني شو انا بألفهم ؟؟!!

yes I take them from some where

Ok dear >> thank you aloOOOt

yours

O&;°‘¨ (Sho3lat Amal) ¨‘°&;O​
 

سفاح البرزة

๑ . . عضو ماسي . . ๑
التسجيل
4 مايو 2004
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مستوى التفاعل
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قــــــدا(( الحرات ))
مشاركة: Funny English SMS

you can erite in your english

it's very useful for you



if you want to learn somethings you can learn it



alsfa7
 

عالي المقام

๑ . . مشرفة برزة الخواطر والنثر الأدبي . . ๑
مشرف
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Cooool! but it seems that u r fond of animales :smile:
 

أم العيال

๑ . . عضو نشيط . . ๑
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many thanx for u dear

&

I like that sentence about the cat
 

المهيري

๑ . . عضو ماسي . . ๑
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قلب الامارات
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cooooooool
 
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