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- بيفِرلّي هيْلزَ . . ‘
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Good evening everybody . .
read this and have fun with the cute answers
of those clever kids - -
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]~
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is
?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
CLASS: Maria
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]
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
[ ]
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
[ ]
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
[ ]
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE: Me
[ ]
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
[ ]
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
[ ]
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog
[ ]
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD: A teacher
هههه . . القهَر اِن السيَر مآلي مِن الجآمعه
هوُ اللي مطرشلّي هالآيميَل خخ . . ؛
[
]~
.
Good evening everybody . .
read this and have fun with the cute answers
of those clever kids - -
[
]~TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is
?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
CLASS: Maria
[
] TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
[
] TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
[
] TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
[
] TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE: Me
[
] TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
[
] TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
[
] TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog
[
] TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD: A teacher
هههه . . القهَر اِن السيَر مآلي مِن الجآمعه
هوُ اللي مطرشلّي هالآيميَل خخ . . ؛
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]~.
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